New Items!

I’ve added some fine, new additions to the shop. Its CYBER MONDAY so get in your pajamas and FEED THE ECONOMY.

This one a a lovely, gored 1950’s navy blue dress. I wore it to a wedding and now I relinquish onto the masses for their enjoyment.

This one is a killer dress. Lace on the top, velvet on the bottom. It’s a combination of sexy and sultry I’m not sure the world is ready for. It will excite and astonish all who see you in it. So be careful with the power you will acquired with this particular dress.

I moved everyone! I live in Sunny California (which means I don’t have access to my old, amazing apartment with tons of natural lighting that Brooklyn provided!). So my photos have been slow as I have been on the road, trying to adjust to my new life in California, and all the other shit that life throws your way when you are in the middle of a crisis. Who am I? What am I doing? Am I even funny? Will I ever meet Drake?

If I accomplish nothing else in my life, it is to convince Drake that we are meant to be.